Urban Oxy

Serious Mouthgasm

Lactose Coma is a perfect workday intermission.

There is nothing more than I love more than a lactose coma during lunch. I mean seriously what’s more delicious than cheese?! My gal pal GabeBabe and I decided to venture out of our usual Offerdahls lunch to check out a new lunch place – Urban Oxy.

Walking in we realized there was something really special about this place. It wasnt the pastries that greeted as at the door or the chalk covered walls. But this place carried an aura of complete satisfaction. We knew it had mouthgasm written all over it (in chalk).
Since are both #alwaysonadiet we decided to split a salad and melted cheese. Clearly, that’s the equivalent of ordering a Big Mac with a Diet Coke – but it somehow makes sense when you are a food addict like us.
On our tab:
The Oxy Cobb Salad with Lump Crab as the protein:
Honestly our fav part about this dish was the lump crap – it was done right and baked not fried like other places. The Salad was sub-par loaded with dressing (our waistlines did not approve) and minimal veggies – a sliver of avocado and a few tomatoes.
Mac Daddy:
Like our fairytale Romeo, this stud was loaded with bacon cheese and grilled onions.  Like is that truffle Mac and Cheese inside the sandwich?! Why yes, yes it is Juliet. This sandwich posed some serious satisfaction for our tastebuds and a hands down mouthgasm. This delicacy was the diet crasher we were both longing for.
Iced Coffee: Well because, duh.
We wont come back for the salad but we will be back for a Mac Daddy and Iced Coffee. There were plenty of menu options to explore and we will be back to try the pastries… on our next diet.
Evelyn Torres
Evelyn Torres

As one of Miami’s top bloggers, Evelyn Torres has become one of the leading voices in fitness, fashion, and Miami. Brickellista started as a Twitter alias in 2009 and has expanded to become a lifestyle blog capturing a Miami girl’s perspective. Evelyn is a businesswoman, entrepreneur, brand ambassador and on the pulse of the Miami social scene.

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  1. Vanessa
    February 24, 2014 / 11:34 am

    Funny!! And loved the pastry diet you are planning lol!

    • Evelyn Torres September 18, 2014 / 2:11 pm

      Thank you for reading Vanessa!

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